Wednesday, September 19, 2018

An Interview With Chad Ray Crochet

frontpageQ. What do you love about the girls down south?

 

A. Well I love the girls at the South Pole because they all want you to keep them warm ;-)

 

Q. If you were Waldo, where would you be?

 

A. In Candy Cane Factory, find me now!

 

Q. If you had a pet monkey, what would you name it?

 

A. I hate monkeys! With a passion! Every time they come on TV I change the channel. And if I had one I would give it to an animal shelter or zoo and never give it a name. But hypothetically… Spanky after my favorite Little Rascal.

 

Q. Name all five Spice Girls.

 

A. Ginger Spice, Posh Spice, Baby Spice, Sporty Spice, and Scary Spice… what? I’ve got four sisters. I could also name the my Lil’Ponies, New Kids On The Block, and I know every word to The Little Mermaid by heart…

 

Q. If you had to wear a button with a maximum of six words on it describing your outlook on life, what would your button say?

 

A. “Things you can’t control, don’t matter.”

 

Q. What are your top ten personal favorite facts about your home state of Texas?

1. That we used to be our own country

2. We can separate from the United States at any time

3. Our flag is the only flag that can be flown on even keel with the US flag legally

4. I grew up in the oldest town in Texas

5. It’s the 3rd largest state in the US

6. The music is free to be what it wants

7. The food

8. The climate

9. A very high hot girl population

10. The roads have reflective paint, it’s shiney

 

Q. “I Like to Bang” what does that mean to you?

 

A. Hm… what does that mean to you?

 

Q. Pistol Pink?

 

A. Shotgun Reds hoe?

 

Q. What is the greatest distance you have every driven in a single day? On a road trip that long “things” are bound to happen – got any good stories for us? 1900 miles in 37 hours. I guess 37 hours is longer than a single day... but that’s straight through no stops except for gas. As far as what happens? Well when my band isn’t playing scrabble or reading or doing crossword puzzles any number of things have happened. From flat tires to bad weather to spinning out in the middle of the road, GPS’s taking you down dirt roads, cops pulling you over and searching the van, anything. I guess as far as stories go I’ll give you a short one.

 

A. We stopped at this gas station one time and the only person that was awake was me driving. I looked back and everyone was sleeping, so, I go inside to pay and use the bathroom. While this was going on I guess our keys player in the back seat, who was a quiet person, decided to go inside. Long story short I left him at the gas station… took me a while to figure out he wasn’t there. Then, we had to turn around and get him!

 

Q. If, with your safety guaranteed, you could experience something considered very dangerous, what would you want to experience most of all?

 

A. I’d like to see if I could roast marshmallows in the middle of an atomic blast.

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